99 Problems

Bodies of Influence

£11.25 or more. Digital download. MP3 and FLAC

1. 99 Problems (But My Wi-Fi's One) 04:02
2. Big Laundry 04:05
3. Cat Digger 04:34
4. Coldline Bling 04:26
5. Cookie Crumble 03:30
6. Frozen Assets 03:34
7. Im Sorry Ms. Landlord 04:30
8. In Da Fridge 03:47
9. Milk & Cookies 04:52
10. My Balls Are Sweaty 03:54
11. Old In Here 03:43
12. Popsicle 03:54
13. Still D.E.N.T.I.S.T 04:43
14. Tumble 04:23
15. Without My Phone 03:56

99 problems by Minor Inconvenience is a descent into the small-scale chaos of modern life. The album transforms everyday frustrations into high-stakes anthems. It opens with the aging, pharmacy-line fatigue of "Old In Here" and quickly spirals into the digital panic of "Without My Phone."
The core of the project captures the literal and metaphorical meltdown from the frantic, dripping disaster of a failed freezer in "Frozen Assets" and "Popsicle" to the haunting isolation of a dead battery in "Coldline Bling."
This isn't just a #parody; it’s a gritty, first-person reenactment of the moments where everything goes wrong at once, delivered through a heavy, hybrid soundscape
If your a fan of "Weird Al" Yankovic and nostalgic you may get a get kick outta this album, hopefully we didn't offend no snowflakes or harm any b!tch @$$ labels by creating this hilarious project!

Executive Producer & Creative Director: Thomas Scott
Production House: T-N-T Productions Dynamite Records
Lyrical Engineering: Original concepts and composition by Thomas Scott
Sonic Architecture: Multi-layered Hybrid production utilizing Akai Professional MPC One, Numark NVII, Artiphon Instrument 1, and SunoAI.

Released: July 1, 2026

License: All Rights Reserved

Tags: boom bap, chiptune, hip hop, old school hip hop, pop rap, r&b, synth-pop, trap